Gentlemen, replace the seat!

How many times do wives tell their husbands this? Ever caught your dog drinking out of the loo? Of course he will if you give him the chance. Then he gives a kiss to the kids, AND he gets diarrhoea and goodness knows what else from toilet freshener and bleach!

Do put the lid down!

Welcome to the new GIN shop. Please note: Existing customers will need to open a new account when you make your first purchase. Overseas customers, please contact us before placing an order by emailing